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Kofi, sir?

嘘をついて戦争を始めても罪さえ問われないこの人の大統領の任期も、やっと終わりが見えてきました。前政権の約束を破って京都議定書から離脱したのも、環境予算を大幅に削減したのもこの人です。


ドイツ人の友人が5年前に大勢に送りまくったEmailが見つかりました(当時から、この人を馬鹿にして笑ってやりたい人は少なくなかったようです)。このままゴミ箱行きはもったいないので、ブログに載せてからにします。


笑うことは身体によいそうですね♫ それでは、どうぞ存分に笑ってください!


George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(C. picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. May be we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

 

Dieser Dialog fiel dem US-Autor James Sherman unter der Dusche ein. Er erschien in der "Washington Times".(この会話は、合衆国の作家James Shermanがシャワーを浴びながら思いつき、「ワシントン・タイムズ」に掲載された)

Quelle(出典): HANDELSBLATT(ドイツの新聞名), Dienstag, 26. November 2002(2002年11月26日 火曜日), 06:01 Uhr(6時1分)

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